i-phone, he phone,
you phone, she phone,
they phone, we phone,
All about me phone.
I‘m on Facebook,
Personal space book,
Keeping up the pace book,
Staying on my case book.
I‘m a little Twitterer,
a witterer, a glitterer,
a blog and email litterer,
a trivia emitterer.
I think I need to make it clear
That I’m the one you want to hear,
But am I listening? …. no fear!
There’s no-one else that matters here.
I haven’t anything to say,
But I will say it anyway,
I’ll talk about myself all day,
Because I’m such a star…OK?